Viva Las Vegas
Aug 27th
Monday/Tuesday August 16/17, 2010
My rental car was not ready at Payless so Rich and I were forced to sit in their “waiting area” and wait for a ride to our hotel by one of their staff. I actually think I need one of these in my place as a sofa. (With seatbelts of course)
We pretty much spent our afternoon poolside at the Luxor after I dragged him to Bikram yoga on a bet 
Love making myself look stupid at any and every chance. These are shot under the water…
Yoga is much easier in the pool btw!
The last time someone teabagged me I was pissed that no one documented it, so here ya go.
Chris and Rich in the lobby of Palazzo…. awwwww
Another hag that I looooove named Cari
We had a blast in Vegas… I love day drinking and eating nice meals and going to bed before dawn. That’s the new and improved way to do things for me as I get older.
Maiden Voyage at “The Hole”
Aug 27th
Sunday August 15, 2010
I cannot believe that I have never been to this magical Sunday Funday spot. I was literally the only “real” female in the joint… There were tons of old dudes just straight up scamming on each other and ready to get their party started. It was packed. I had a flight in an hour. I was sad that I had to leave after just 2 drinks. Oh, and they loved my “Shut Your Whore Mouth” tshirt!
Apparently this place goes from empty to full in a matter of a half an hour around 2 or 3 pm on Sundays.
Jake Austin and Drew Cutler (barking, of course)
Bubble gum vodka out of a pitcher? Why thank you!
George came down for the night, I was sad that I couldn’t spend more time with him.
It looks like Tommy 5tone is trying to burn the chin of the random guy that George picked up.
LOVE this photo!
hahaha!
Off to Vegas with Rich!….
Happy Birthday Rusty Stevens!
Aug 21st
Friday August 13, 2010
Drew Cutler and Rusty Stevens were in town for the weekend so Tommy 5tone and I rallied the troops and took the boys out to celebrate Rusty’s birthday. Drew and Tommy started earlier in the day at Gossip Girl I think, moved to Fiesta Cantina and then ended up at Rich’s with bottle service. There might have been a visit in there to Urban Mo’s at some point too. This is Rusty next to his family’s sweet ride. We thought we were on a little yacht-on-wheels. It was hot.
Drew and Tommy finally got over their drama and are BFFs again.
Rusty, Drew, Tommy and our favorite San Diegan…Dayton O’Connor.
Rusty is so, so, so…what’s the word? MANLY.
I have to say I like it better when I stick my arm out and take the photo myself. It doesn’t look so posed. Plus you would never have known I was sitting on his lap talking and waiting for the first thing to pop up.
Rusty had brought his cousin out for drinks, but didn’t exactly want her to appear on this blog. She was too sweet and innocent.
Rusty: “Yeah, I like women.”
Me: “Oh really? Prove it!”
Tommy did some dancing on the stage in the VIP section and made exactly one dollar.
Dayton’s cute boy toy showed up for a bit.
(…boys making out! mmmmm hawt )
A very sober Rich. Apparently Rich is only allowed to hang out with me and gay porn stars when he is sober. Boooooo.
Rusty is quick with the block to the cousin’s face when we jumped up to…
…motoboat Dayton’s butt crack.
2am comes way too quickly when you are having so much fun!
Fort Lauderdale. The End.
Aug 14th
Sunday August 8, 2010
I had the pleasure of meeting Landon Mycles …what a sweetheart! We went to Johnny’s AGAIN to see Jeremy Bilding dance. (Yeah 3rd night in a row. The bartender had been apparently eyeballing me all weekend and decided to come up and start relentlessly hitting on me. Ew. He would not take a hint.) I offered to buy Landon a drink and he ordered a double Ketel and a beer. Two shots of vodka in a glass. No ice. No mixer. NASTY. Is this your first time in a bar, kid?
No comment. Punk.
Thank you for being cute, Landon. If you are in the Fort Lauderdale area, go check him out tonight …Saturday the 14th.
On Monday morning I dragged Jeremy Bilding to Bikram Yoga with me… That was entertaining. I think all male porn stars should do yoga…since most men are not very flexible. Seriously, if you keep at it, you will be able to suck your own dick eventually. Who wouldn’t want to be able to do that?!
On Monday night we all had dinner over at Howard’s house… I didn’t take any photos for some odd reason. Only of Howard’s cute little dogs…that was a big #fail. Sorry. I said my goodbyes and drove back to my hotel. Another fun weekend being surrounded by some of the hottest guys in the gay porn world. I love my life!
Fort Lauderdale Day 3
Aug 14th
Saturday August 7, 2010
Remember that cool window in the upper pool? hehehe Thank you Brandon Lewis for mooning me.
Seriously, the All American Boy.
Holly from Cybersocket motorboating him.
Romance in the waterfall!
I love how they cut me out of the photo. Is that intentional!? little jerks.
Check out these hilarious videos of Tommy and I in the pool. I love that underwater camera!
After dinner we headed back to Johnny’s to catch Jeremy Bilding dancing for real tonight.
He is a doll!
Jeremy Bilding, who often makes a retarded face at the last second because he knows how bad it pisses me off.
Justin died and went to heaven a little here. Jeremy and Brandon looking gorgeous. Thank you both for gracing the porn world with your bodies, smiles, good looks and Jeremy, for your amazing acting abilities. Bwaahahahahah.
Fort Lauderdale Day 2
Aug 14th
Thursday August 5, 2010
We moved to the actual tradeshow in Hollywood, Florida at the Westin Diplomat. It’s such an amazing hotel right on the beach. Please note the circle in the long skinny middle pool. Its perfect for mooning people in the pool below
I went to a seminar about an obscenity case on the straight side of the adult industry. The United States of America vs. John Stagliano. (check this video out) In a nutshell he was charged with distributing obscene materials because of a video showing women squirting milk out of their butts. The jury admitted that they didn’t think it was in good taste, but also recognized the freedom that we need to uphold and found him not guilty. It is a HUGE HUGE HUGE victory for the adult entertainment industry…the first win in 30 years. It was fascinating to listen to John and his legal team speak about the details of the case and how they won. I was shocked that more people were not in attendance. Between this and Prop 8 being overturned this week, my head was about to explode.
Tommy and his assistant Justin from Suite 703. This is Justin’s first tradeshow. (insert maniacal laugh here. Bwahahahahaha)
We were invited to a suite party thrown by Manhunt. Yay! Free gift bags with lube, condoms, sunblock and rubber cockrings!
From left to right: Justin, Gary, Howard, Zachary Sire, Lisa, some guy I don’t think I officially met, a woman I don’t think I officially met, another guy who I don’t remember, Brandon Lewis and Tommy. (I hate that I blog a week after the event and have a terrible memory. You should hear the calls to Tommy: “Hey remember that time I had a blog and have no brain cells and I had to call you and ask you who everyone was all the time?”)
We headed to Johnny’s because Jeremy Bilding was supposed to flying in late and heading right to the club and dancing. Sadly his plane was very late and never made it.
Hunter Texxx looking scrumptious
My sunburn is fading slightly and turning to a nice tan. We still look like we’re in a Colgate ad, though.
Awww so cute! I wonder what’s going on back there though.
Bobby Clark moments before he ditched us to go misbehave.
The owner of the club caught me taking pics so I was only able to snap a few.
We headed over to Boardwalk since Jeremy’s show wasn’t happening. The funniest part about this club is the paperwork that they make all women sign. “I will not touch any dancer inside the club.” Whaaaat? What a load of shit. I should sue that place for gender discrimination.
Dylan Roberts trying to pose without posing.
I love that all these people are on their phones. Tweeting? If you’ll notice the headless man on the left, that’s the uber shy Dominic Ford again
Justin and I in the mirror for this edition of Where’s Waldo.
And here is the amazingly hot straight bartender that I remembered from last year. He’s got a thick Brazilian accent and last year I couldn’t understand when he was telling me his name so I asked him to write it on a napkin. (real slick) He caught my drift and put his # next to it and I never called for some dumb reason. So this year I made a point to give him my business card. He never called… maybe he doesn’t understand “Fag Hag” and was offended. Or maybe he saw me stumble out of there and was disgusted by me. Anyways, he sure is pretty and fun to look at.
Fort Lauderdale Day 1
Aug 14th
Wednesday August 4, 2010
I arrived in Fort Lauderdale a few days early to attend an adult industry tradeshow. I wanted to spend some quality time with Howard from Fabscout Models and his business partner (and life partner) Gio Caruso…an amazingly talented photographer/director. At dinner was Dominic Ford, Rusty Stevens, Tommy 5tone, Devon Hunter, Howard, Bobby Clark, and Hunter Texxx. We were eyeballing this hot Euro kid at the next table so when he got up to pee “someone who shall remain nameless” went in and urinal stalked him and asked him his age. Not quite legal, yet. But look at that sashay… puh leeze gurl.
After dinner we went to Boardwalk to have some drinks. Nice. Fucking. Sunburn. (Dominic is too shy for photos/blogs)
Tommy says that Hunter Texxx is a fantastic performer and will be a superstar (to be said in this voice)
One night (while I was not around but I like to act like I am in on the inside joke) Tommy told Austin Wilde and Ryan Raz that he could see the moon. He was inside of a club. He had been drinking. He was unaware that he was looking at one of these. So now every time we see one we make fun of him. It’s strange we find these a lot in gay clubs. Weird.
Howard and Tommy
You know you are in the gayborhood when you see stores named like these in the strip mall.
Bobby Clark is soooo cute. I look like a lobster. Good times.
I don’t know what is happening here other than Tommy getting all sexy and frisky while ordering room service. Burgers and fries do, in fact, get him excited though. I got some priceless videos of him, but was asked not to post them. I guess he is planning on running for office one day. I don’t know if he even knows I have this shot of him…it might be coming down soon, too. lol
SD Pride 2010 Recovery Day #4
Jul 22nd
Monday July 19, 2010
After a rough hungover lunch we went to the mall so the kids could ride the train. Here is a great video of Jayden Grey and Phillip Ashton getting in touch with their inner child. The woman thought Phillip was a kid, she asked his age. lol
I think Phillip is actually trying to pet that ceramic squirrel.
Now that Ryan Raz has retired from porn he is doing my housecleaning.
I’m kidding. I broke a glass and I literally do not know how to use my vacuum. The boys came over and I made popcorn and we watched Marley and Me and cried our eyes out after a long ass weekend. San Diego Pride is just way too much fun. We were all busted and hurtin.
SD Pride 2010 Day #3
Jul 22nd
Sunday July 18, 2010
George and his boy toy picked me up and made me eat a bowl of soup before heading to the festival. This guy’s six pack is pretty awesome, but he could definitely lose the wings. Red wings mean something entirely different in the straight world btw.
Let’s play … gay or not gay? what do you think ?
Jake Austin
Yay I finally got to meet Cool Pix Tom! (err is it Cool Tom Pix? whatever, his name is Tom and he’s cool)
This guy wanted to argue about the NOH8 Campaign for a minute saying that his diligent work of going door-to-door in ghetto neighborhoods of LA was more important or shall I say…noble…than their photography project. I wanted to make my point and have him understand that just because he literally hits the streets doesn’t make it more or less important, just different. They have impacted hundreds of thousand of people and brought awareness to many because of their imagery. He finally agreed with me, or he was just sick of me spitting beer in his face that close and wanted me to go away.
Yes, I know I was wearing a tshirt that says “Cop a Feel.” How the hell else am I supposed to get guys to grope me during Pride?
Dayton O’Connor playing with his big weiner.
Tico, George Jaramillo, Cameron Marshall and Dayton.
I know that looks like it might be a butthole, butt it’s just the crook of his back.
After we explored the leather and bondage booth at the festival I thought I would try it out in public. Now everyone in Hillcrest has a picture of me on their cell phone. Guess I’m not running for Senate now.
I think I am making this face because I think it’s a girl touching me. (EDIT: I am such an asshole. I didn’t even realize that this is Ongina from RuPauls Drag Race show. OMG an actual celebrity touching me and I am too dumb to know it. RUDE)
I was kinda digging this. But Ryan Raz, you stole my sunglasses that night while I was tied up.
Classic.
Hopefully you tuned into Tommy Talk on Suite 703 on Monday to watch the recap video from the weekend.
SD Pride 2010 day #2 The Parade!
Jul 22nd
Saturday July 17, 2010
Pay close attention to the fashion statement on Tommy’s cranium.
She was cute… if you are into girls and all.
Oh hey Rich…did you meet some new friends? No wonder your bf won’t let you hang out with me.
Excuse me? Sister…
You are not the #1 fag hag. And I have the internet to prove it! HA!
Hag alert.
I mean heterosexual guy alert!
I love Mike! Daddy O back in town spinning for a Hedonism reunion that I passed out and missed on Thursday. Sorry I suck!
You can always tell a real gay guy when you try to tongue kiss them when they aren’t paying attention.
Right in the heart of the gayborhood! Hillcrest!
Another straight girl with an enthusiastic attitude for Pride
Dallas with her handmade costume: “If I spend enough time on my outfit maybe he will fuck me!” lol love it
I think this might be my favorite photo of Tommy this weekend.
Jayden Grey up close and personal. Get to know him.
Jenn and Tommy
This is not the first time we’ve been at Fiesta talking to straight girls about gay porn. Prolly not the last either.
Can you spot the straight guy at the gay bar?
Jenkki Jen looking fabulous
Speechless. At a community pool party of course. Kids? Maybe. I don’t remember I was drunk by then.
Get yer ass over here so we can find out if you are gay or not.
This pretty much sums up San Diego Pride. Phillip rooting around Dallas’s backseat/costume closet and assembling this gem.
Oh Jen needed a nap I guess.
I barely had to enhance the redness in photoshop. That’s what it really looks like. Genius.
Who fed Phillip dinner without offering me any?
Ryan Raz and Phillip cuddling. I honestly don’t even know if I was taking these pictures at this point.
And then I excused myself when it became apparent I couldn’t stand up. Again, I think I might have thought this was artistic at the time, but I deleted dozens of photos of nothing.
Happy Pride. See you in the morning for more of the same
