Posts tagged Suite 703
A week or so before San Diego Pride this last summer I was invited to a pool party sponsored by Baja Betty’s and Suite 703. Oh the irony! Jeremy Bilding (my boyfriend…whoa I finally admit this now) and I were trying to get into the party and luckily someone recognized him and ran back into the party squealing “oooohhhh Jeremy Bilding is out front” and Justin Sanchez ran out and got us in for free. I’m glad that bridges weren’t burned when I left that company….I mean San Diego is a small little village and I would hate to have to whoop someone’s ass for being a bitch. (HA JK Justin, I hope you are happy and adjusting to your new life outside of the 7th Floor)
You can see Donny Wright in the foreground with some black guy grinding up on him. Donny Wright is so dreamy. **sigh**
Donny Wright with Justin Sanchez and Jeremy Bilding plotting how to get Phillip Ashton in the pool….
Phillip explaining how this will not be happening. Something about him having done his hair this morning. Literally he was concerned about messing his hair up. ????
Donny and Jeremy looking hot (even with awkward pool hair) harassing Phillip… actually I think Donny was the only one trying to get him in the pool…
kinda reminds me of Mr Peepers running all around and shit lol
He had no choice but to latch onto someone who could protect him…
In the end I am pretty sure we got him in the pool. And I’m pretty sure his hair looked exactly the same wet as it looked dry.
Saturday May 28, 2011
It motherfucking poured again all day in Chicago! After getting drenched in the rain while attempting to shop I finally went back to the room and took a nap before heading to the Grabby Awards.
I look so short compared to Steven Daigle in this photo! Sheesh. The size difference between us is ridiculous. Am I shrinking??? What also looks ridiculous is those glasses all the boys were wearing with no lenses in them. (Harvey Walker excluded, since he had glass in his. Whether or not they help him see better, I have no idea.) During the actual awards we decided to play a drinking game to pass the time: drink whenever Chi Chi La Rue said “couture” or drink when anyone came out on stage wearing a kilt. Needless to say, I was drunk.
We love Corliss
I look so tan! Sister Roma on the right and I am not sure the lovely’s name on the left. But I do love the gold plastic lobster claw on the side of her head! Always the perfect addition to any awards show outfit.
Mr Pam, proud recipient of the “Saint” award. My favorite line of the night was something about how she went to Catholic school and now makes boys piss on each other. Love it.
Steven Diagle (spelled that way on the trophy… way to go Grabby’s!) accepting his Best Newcomer Award. So proud! (Annnnd DRINK! In fact, you need to drink every time you see someone wearing a kilt while you are reading this blog.)
We all ended up at Spin for the official after party…
Jeremy Bilding and his #1 female fan Amy. Grope away girl!
*dreamy* Dean Monroe and Jeremy Bilding
“Oh, excuse me. Do you mind if I squeeeeeeeze in here for a quick photo? Thanks!”
Brandon Wilde and Dayton O’Connor
Marcellas Reynolds from the Style Network, Miss Thang herself Chi Chi La Rue, Dustin from Big Brother 8 and of course, you know Steven.
Steven with Cavin Knight and Preston Steel. (Christ Steven, can you be in any more photos tonight you fucking camera whore. Get yer own damn blog.)
While standing in the hallway you can see into the DJ booth. The reflections on the right side of the pic are the people standing in the hallway with me.
It looks kinda neat!
Jason Sechrest and Chi Chi are having their own little private dance party in there!
Steven and a fan…
These next photos just crack me up…
Look at Steven’s face as Donny Wright tries to jump in the photo. lol
I swear this is a shot from an 80′s TV show…. maybe the gay version of Saved by the Bell or some shit.
Brent Everett, Steve Pena, Donny Wright, Steven Daigle, Justin from Suite 703, Brent Corrigan and in the dapper light pink suit is Brandon Wilde. Aside from Brandon… San Diego representin’!
Alright Dayton… you “shushing” me isn’t going to stop the evidence of you macking on this guy for an hour near the bathroom. But don’t worry, no one will tell your boyfriend.
With Bobby Knight on the right. Who is the guy on the left? Sorry if I have met you 64 times. I’m usually drunk.
And back at the hotel I ran into a much less intoxicated Bobby Clark. (and not nearly as much fun to photograph)
Yes, I travel with Sharpies in my purse. Yes, I am turning 40 in a few weeks. No, I do not feel bad about writing on Parker Perry in a hotel room party. His shoes were on! Some people were upset. Some people asked to borrow my pen. I ask you… would an artist allow someone else to paint on their canvas? I think not.
January 8, 2011
Andy Dick and Pauly Shore were cruising around the convention floor for God only knows what reason. (p.s. if you click on the Pauly Shore link I would like to warn you how extremely painful it is to view. It appears as though a 6 year old built it. Or a monkey. I’m not sure.) Anywho… I’m pretty sure your careers are on the downward spiral if you are chilling out at the already-weakening-in-popularity porn convention. I thought Andy Dick had red hair!?
Speaking of hair. Crystal Gayle was also in attendance with her new blonde hair. JK this is me with extensions. JK this is a woman who thinks it’s 1972.
Meanwhile on the way to dinner in the Cosmopolitan I made Jake Austin and Tommy pose for a quick shoot. Yours truly in the mirror on the back of the sofa in case you are completely unobservant.
Hot Liz and her friend Jenna who we affectionately refer to as Jenna-Talia and their shy friend.
Ladies on the prowl.
Another adorable photo in the bathroom at Krave! I love Liz
Omg do not even get me going on this weirdo. He would not fucking leave our booth and it would have been fine if he wasn’t physically touching everyone. Ewwah! I finally told him to get the fuck out. If he was someone’s friend of a friend, I am sorry. I am not apologizing, you should have kept your friend under control. XTC much? Jesus. Poor Samuel O’Toole. lol
Liz was so loaded she didn’t even notice him trying to have butt sex with her. hahahaha
Well now that’s a hot looking couple!
And this one too! (**moistening**)
**sigh** you know my thoughts on this whole subject. Please George for just one night would you please like vagina?
Oh hey Steven. Do you like vagina? Mine smells like flowers!
Look at these two and their straightness. Looks like a budding bromance.
Ahhh ooops! Just kidding! Not so straight after all!
It was a fun night for sure. My liver made it through day #2 in the city of sin.
Friday September 24, 2010
George Jaramillo had literally not had even a sip of an alcoholic beverage since 2009 so when I got out of yoga I raced over to his hotel to enjoy his first drink of 2010 with he and Tommy 5tone. By the time I got there and sat down his martini was watered down but it didn’t matter because George was looped all to hell after just the one drink. So funny! I went back to my hotel and he went upstairs to his room and took a little nap. We were supposed to go leather shopping but it was getting late and I needed to get ready for the Gayvn Awards show at the Castro Theater.
This right here ladies and gentlemen… is ART! Ryan said he wants to hang it in his house in poster format. I don’t if it’s that good, but I do love it the most out of all the photos I took this weekend.
I bought one of those new Victoria Secret bras that makes your tits look like 2 sizes bigger so I thought it was appropriate to pose in front of this bar with my new “boob job” lol
Tommy and Chase
Landon Mycles and I. Do I take too many photos with me in it? Yeah, you bet I do, but that’s because it’s my fucking blog.
I have to admit I was a little starstruck and nervous talking to Ludovic Canot. Austin Wilde kept trying to cock block me and it was awkward since Ludovic doesn’t speak much English and couldn’t understand why I was sneering and trying to physically make Austin go away. He’s so hot and who doesn’t love a Frenchman? **dreamy**
A hot tranny who has more curves than most women I know. Wow.
Bobby Clark looking super duper hot in his leather. And, of course, with the Bobby Clark attitude we know and love
Ryan Raz, Austin Wilde and Howard from Fabscout.
Jonathan and Papa Bear
The theme of the night was a prison/warden thing…
…with comedian Alec Mapa as the host of the show! He was very funny, kept the crowd laughing, and luckily didn’t drag this shit out for 4 hours. Award shows can be so freaking boring, but he was great.
Super cutie Dylan Roberts as one of the trophy boys.
Mr. Pam/Lucas Entertainment won the alternative category for her “Men in Stockings” movie. She is just awesome…her smile is infectious and she lights up the room with her amazing positive energy and laughter.
Alec Mapa certainly did not mind being man-handled by the performers throughout the show.
Here Diesel Washington demonstrates some sex positions using Alec as a rag doll. It was hysterical.
The camera woman was cracking up behind them. I don’t even know how she held still to shoot that stuff.
The one and only Chi Chi La Rue presenting the Trailblazer award to….
…the one and only Sharon Kane! She started her career in 1978 (I think!?) and has done every imaginable type of scene. When my friend Christian starting bugging her to do a scene for Naughty America in 2006, she finally relented and said yes and I was so thrilled to have that “under my belt” while I was working there. We got to know each other over the years and she then became the on-set production manager when Suite 703 first launched in 2007. (FYI I am no longer the Executive Producer for Naughty America/Suite 703. Just wanted to clear that up. lol) I haven’t seen Sharon since the beginning of ’08 and was so excited to run into her this weekend and so happy for her tonight when she received this award. In fact, I even got a little teary eyed She’s truly an amazing person. Congrats!
Hi Austin Wilde you sexy thing.
This was moments before Ryan and Austin ditched me at a small bar in the Lower Haight.
But luckily Tommy and his civilian friends showed up….
But we got bored and headed over to the official after party where I had to pay to get in (WHAAAT!? lol that’s what I get for not planning ahead and not securing a ticket). I also had a mild temper tantrum when the security guy wouldn’t let me in the VIP area. Finally someone came and rescued me and got me a wristband. I only snapped one photo at this party (#fail) and left within the hour intoxicated as all hell. Sorry it’s only the 3rd night out of 5. ugh. I need to pace myself better. I am old.
Thursday August 5, 2010
We moved to the actual tradeshow in Hollywood, Florida at the Westin Diplomat. It’s such an amazing hotel right on the beach. Please note the circle in the long skinny middle pool. Its perfect for mooning people in the pool below
I went to a seminar about an obscenity case on the straight side of the adult industry. The United States of America vs. John Stagliano. (check this video out) In a nutshell he was charged with distributing obscene materials because of a video showing women squirting milk out of their butts. The jury admitted that they didn’t think it was in good taste, but also recognized the freedom that we need to uphold and found him not guilty. It is a HUGE HUGE HUGE victory for the adult entertainment industry…the first win in 30 years. It was fascinating to listen to John and his legal team speak about the details of the case and how they won. I was shocked that more people were not in attendance. Between this and Prop 8 being overturned this week, my head was about to explode.
Tommy and his assistant Justin from Suite 703. This is Justin’s first tradeshow. (insert maniacal laugh here. Bwahahahahaha)
We were invited to a suite party thrown by Manhunt. Yay! Free gift bags with lube, condoms, sunblock and rubber cockrings!
From left to right: Justin, Gary, Howard, Zachary Sire, Lisa, some guy I don’t think I officially met, a woman I don’t think I officially met, another guy who I don’t remember, Brandon Lewis and Tommy. (I hate that I blog a week after the event and have a terrible memory. You should hear the calls to Tommy: “Hey remember that time I had a blog and have no brain cells and I had to call you and ask you who everyone was all the time?”)
We headed to Johnny’s because Jeremy Bilding was supposed to flying in late and heading right to the club and dancing. Sadly his plane was very late and never made it.
Hunter Texxx looking scrumptious
My sunburn is fading slightly and turning to a nice tan. We still look like we’re in a Colgate ad, though.
Awww so cute! I wonder what’s going on back there though.
Bobby Clark moments before he ditched us to go misbehave.
The owner of the club caught me taking pics so I was only able to snap a few.
We headed over to Boardwalk since Jeremy’s show wasn’t happening. The funniest part about this club is the paperwork that they make all women sign. “I will not touch any dancer inside the club.” Whaaaat? What a load of shit. I should sue that place for gender discrimination.
Dylan Roberts trying to pose without posing.
I love that all these people are on their phones. Tweeting? If you’ll notice the headless man on the left, that’s the uber shy Dominic Ford again
Justin and I in the mirror for this edition of Where’s Waldo.
And here is the amazingly hot straight bartender that I remembered from last year. He’s got a thick Brazilian accent and last year I couldn’t understand when he was telling me his name so I asked him to write it on a napkin. (real slick) He caught my drift and put his # next to it and I never called for some dumb reason. So this year I made a point to give him my business card. He never called… maybe he doesn’t understand “Fag Hag” and was offended. Or maybe he saw me stumble out of there and was disgusted by me. Anyways, he sure is pretty and fun to look at.
Sunday July 18, 2010
George and his boy toy picked me up and made me eat a bowl of soup before heading to the festival. This guy’s six pack is pretty awesome, but he could definitely lose the wings. Red wings mean something entirely different in the straight world btw.
Let’s play … gay or not gay? what do you think ?
Yay I finally got to meet Cool Pix Tom! (err is it Cool Tom Pix? whatever, his name is Tom and he’s cool)
This guy wanted to argue about the NOH8 Campaign for a minute saying that his diligent work of going door-to-door in ghetto neighborhoods of LA was more important or shall I say…noble…than their photography project. I wanted to make my point and have him understand that just because he literally hits the streets doesn’t make it more or less important, just different. They have impacted hundreds of thousand of people and brought awareness to many because of their imagery. He finally agreed with me, or he was just sick of me spitting beer in his face that close and wanted me to go away.
Yes, I know I was wearing a tshirt that says “Cop a Feel.” How the hell else am I supposed to get guys to grope me during Pride?
Dayton O’Connor playing with his big weiner.
I know that looks like it might be a butthole, butt it’s just the crook of his back.
After we explored the leather and bondage booth at the festival I thought I would try it out in public. Now everyone in Hillcrest has a picture of me on their cell phone. Guess I’m not running for Senate now.
I think I am making this face because I think it’s a girl touching me. (EDIT: I am such an asshole. I didn’t even realize that this is Ongina from RuPauls Drag Race show. OMG an actual celebrity touching me and I am too dumb to know it. RUDE)
I was kinda digging this. But Ryan Raz, you stole my sunglasses that night while I was tied up.
Hopefully you tuned into Tommy Talk on Suite 703 on Monday to watch the recap video from the weekend.
Friday July 16, 2010
mmmmmm boys making out
I also love the blond in the background. Gorgeous eye makeup! I would love to cut and color my hair like that again, but I promised my friends that I would keep the long hair for a bit. Tempting though.
My favorite bartender in Hillcrest, Wesley!
This is all I’m going to do about the dinner conversation, I promise…. lol it was too funny… the look on his face in this shot.
How dare you take my camera and use it when I am not looking. You’re lucky you are cute.
I literally have no idea who this guy is.
Oh my. Hello Josh.
I don’t even know what to say! hahahah
Hi Jayden. This is a family blog after all. I don’t want to offend anyone.
Oh wait. Maybe I do.
Tommy 5tone and all of his hags! (missing is Sarah Salami )
@naughtylaurad, @jenkkijen, @missvanessa (who is never on Twitter anyways so don’t bother) @tommy5tone and @jenncalilstyle
Vanessa and I decided to show our butts to the boys below the VIP area. I can guarantee you they probably all went and vommed. Or didn’t even notice us.
I put the gift bags on my shoulders as wings to cool myself off in the ridiculously sweaty icky nasty club. What a fucking retard I am sometimes. (#thingsithinkarefunnywhenimwasted)
Thursday July 15, 2010
Jayden Grey and Tommy 5tone met me at a bar that I probably shouldn’t even mention on this blog, but it’s meaning is totally unrelated. It’s called Bareback Grill. It’s New Zealand themed food/sportsbar place and has nothing to do with sex without a condom. It just happens to be near my place. Sorry! lol
I totally had plans to hang out with them later tonight but I suck and fell asleep for the night during my little power nap… oops! Bummer because they had a wild night and Tommy was wasted on Tommy Talk the next morning! hahahaha!
We went to dinner at the Sofitel restaurant called Simon and luckily they put us in a sound proof room. Howard and I sat at the end of the table giggling and gossiping during dinner.
After dinner we went to Ultra Suede in West Hollywood and took Cherry Pop by storm. (Tonight was Dirty Pop….. durrrrrty)
The hot go-go boy I was ogling all night
I have a little bit of a crush on Ari Silvio. He is a ball of energy. And **sigh** yes he is truly gay
Ryan, who is your dentist?
Howard and I had to pop over and see Chi-Chi La Rue and Jason Sechrest at Here Lounge so we grabbed a quick drink and said hi.
Mario Costa and Drew Cutler
i heart ari
Once in a while I pull off some artsy stuff with this piece of shit Canon I have.
I am not sure if Jenn knew she signed up for this.
Yeah, now I can see that she definitely didn’t sign up for this.
Christy on the right. We love her.
If you haven’t figured out how amazing Suite 703 is by now, you are probably a Neanderthal.
Towards the end of the night the boys went on stage and tossed some salads. No, just kidding, they tossed tshirts and 30 minute free access cards into the audience. I bet a lot of people went home that night and jerked off to some hot porn. What is better than free porn on a Saturday night? Well, a man in your bed sucking your dick I bet is pretty awesome, but free porn is still good.
Welcome to the first of three debaucherous evenings in the Los Angeles area promoting Suite 703!
After the limo ride from hell where we almost backed off of a cliff into the valley we made it to RJ’s house for some yummy pizza, pasta, wine and cocktails. And some quality dog time for Drew to perfect his bark.
We scurried out of there to Tigerheat, an 18+ club with a 21+ area. Ya, there was no way I was doing this without booze. We had Justin Martindale in tow doing some interviews with the stars and trying to wrangle some civilians to talk about their sexual fantasies. Good stuff… Justin is a regular at the Comedy Store in Hollywood… you should check him out he’s pretty goddamn funny.
I love the projection on the side of the building! Yay! It looks like we own the damn joint!
Ryan Raz and Jayden Grey looking deliciously cute.
Who in the fuck is Drew macking on??
A very cool guy in the WeHo scene who you should follow on Twitter @hollywoody (I actually am not sure what his real name is lol) with Drew and Ryan. I haven’t even gotten to everyone else’s twitter accounts… lol give me a second to catch my breath with this blog shit.
Jayden Grey and my porn star crush Trevor Knight.
@tommy5tone gay porn star extraordinarie! (this video will never ever get old. Ever)
umm well that is certainly interesting and by interesting I mean hot.
Oh love those boots! (don’t forget when I called you by your real name and made you put on clothes before walking into the hotel lobby dressed like this mister)
And why are you guys wasting roofies on this guy when he will just give it up anyways!? duh.