Posts tagged Landon Mycles
Sunday September 26, 2010
My plan to get up early and hit the Folsom Street Fair was foiled by my erratic and drunken behavior on Saturday night (my karma for photographing Ash getting teabagged I bet) and I didn’t even get over there til almost 2pm. I suck! I didn’t get a chance to see half of the festival because I suck so bad! But, I did get some interesting photos nonetheless. This was my maiden voyage to Folsom and I wasn’t sure exactly what to expect. I knew there would be leather, funky outfits, lots of dudes, lots of dudes being lewd, and some nudity. What I didn’t expect was this type of thing:
I am not entirely sure what is hanging out of his penis area. It looks like meat of some sort. I mean I love a good steak but I wasn’t about to touch it and see if it was really the flesh of an animal.
So much for not posting cock pics on this blog! hahaha! Damn he is cute.
I felt and looked like shit and had I planned ahead this would have been my outfit.
Hi pretty lady!
Yes, George, we can all see it. Damn.
Logan McCree…. why certainly I will marry you for citizenship into this country! All you had to do was ask!
hehe you should see the private little message I got on my signed autographed Rusty Stevens photo.
A cute drunk girl named Jenna with Trent Locke. The only reason I know that is Trent is because of his unmistakeable smile
Brandon Lewis I am sorry Jenna cut your head off. But you are still hot as fuck with no forehead.
Landon Mycles and his ridiculous 6 pack. Good lord.
Check out the smile on this girl’s face as she gets strapped into the wheel of flogging and whipping.
“Bob, I would like to spin the wheel.”
Notice the dude in the window….
…getting railed! So hot! love it
The look on her face reminds me of the look I might have had while riding in It’s a Small World at Disneyland as a 5 year old.
As she gets her vagina and legs pelted and beaten. She laughs and giggles.
And now I leave you with some cute puppies to help you get to sleep tonight after seeing some of Folsom Street Fair 2010.
There are more pix to come of Folsom…
Friday September 24, 2010
George Jaramillo had literally not had even a sip of an alcoholic beverage since 2009 so when I got out of yoga I raced over to his hotel to enjoy his first drink of 2010 with he and Tommy 5tone. By the time I got there and sat down his martini was watered down but it didn’t matter because George was looped all to hell after just the one drink. So funny! I went back to my hotel and he went upstairs to his room and took a little nap. We were supposed to go leather shopping but it was getting late and I needed to get ready for the Gayvn Awards show at the Castro Theater.
This right here ladies and gentlemen… is ART! Ryan said he wants to hang it in his house in poster format. I don’t if it’s that good, but I do love it the most out of all the photos I took this weekend.
I bought one of those new Victoria Secret bras that makes your tits look like 2 sizes bigger so I thought it was appropriate to pose in front of this bar with my new “boob job” lol
Tommy and Chase
Landon Mycles and I. Do I take too many photos with me in it? Yeah, you bet I do, but that’s because it’s my fucking blog.
I have to admit I was a little starstruck and nervous talking to Ludovic Canot. Austin Wilde kept trying to cock block me and it was awkward since Ludovic doesn’t speak much English and couldn’t understand why I was sneering and trying to physically make Austin go away. He’s so hot and who doesn’t love a Frenchman? **dreamy**
A hot tranny who has more curves than most women I know. Wow.
Bobby Clark looking super duper hot in his leather. And, of course, with the Bobby Clark attitude we know and love
Ryan Raz, Austin Wilde and Howard from Fabscout.
Jonathan and Papa Bear
The theme of the night was a prison/warden thing…
…with comedian Alec Mapa as the host of the show! He was very funny, kept the crowd laughing, and luckily didn’t drag this shit out for 4 hours. Award shows can be so freaking boring, but he was great.
Super cutie Dylan Roberts as one of the trophy boys.
Mr. Pam/Lucas Entertainment won the alternative category for her “Men in Stockings” movie. She is just awesome…her smile is infectious and she lights up the room with her amazing positive energy and laughter.
Alec Mapa certainly did not mind being man-handled by the performers throughout the show.
Here Diesel Washington demonstrates some sex positions using Alec as a rag doll. It was hysterical.
The camera woman was cracking up behind them. I don’t even know how she held still to shoot that stuff.
The one and only Chi Chi La Rue presenting the Trailblazer award to….
…the one and only Sharon Kane! She started her career in 1978 (I think!?) and has done every imaginable type of scene. When my friend Christian starting bugging her to do a scene for Naughty America in 2006, she finally relented and said yes and I was so thrilled to have that “under my belt” while I was working there. We got to know each other over the years and she then became the on-set production manager when Suite 703 first launched in 2007. (FYI I am no longer the Executive Producer for Naughty America/Suite 703. Just wanted to clear that up. lol) I haven’t seen Sharon since the beginning of ’08 and was so excited to run into her this weekend and so happy for her tonight when she received this award. In fact, I even got a little teary eyed She’s truly an amazing person. Congrats!
Hi Austin Wilde you sexy thing.
This was moments before Ryan and Austin ditched me at a small bar in the Lower Haight.
But luckily Tommy and his civilian friends showed up….
But we got bored and headed over to the official after party where I had to pay to get in (WHAAAT!? lol that’s what I get for not planning ahead and not securing a ticket). I also had a mild temper tantrum when the security guy wouldn’t let me in the VIP area. Finally someone came and rescued me and got me a wristband. I only snapped one photo at this party (#fail) and left within the hour intoxicated as all hell. Sorry it’s only the 3rd night out of 5. ugh. I need to pace myself better. I am old.
Sunday August 8, 2010
I had the pleasure of meeting Landon Mycles …what a sweetheart! We went to Johnny’s AGAIN to see Jeremy Bilding dance. (Yeah 3rd night in a row. The bartender had been apparently eyeballing me all weekend and decided to come up and start relentlessly hitting on me. Ew. He would not take a hint.) I offered to buy Landon a drink and he ordered a double Ketel and a beer. Two shots of vodka in a glass. No ice. No mixer. NASTY. Is this your first time in a bar, kid?
No comment. Punk.
Thank you for being cute, Landon. If you are in the Fort Lauderdale area, go check him out tonight …Saturday the 14th.
On Monday morning I dragged Jeremy Bilding to Bikram Yoga with me… That was entertaining. I think all male porn stars should do yoga…since most men are not very flexible. Seriously, if you keep at it, you will be able to suck your own dick eventually. Who wouldn’t want to be able to do that?!
On Monday night we all had dinner over at Howard’s house… I didn’t take any photos for some odd reason. Only of Howard’s cute little dogs…that was a big #fail. Sorry. I said my goodbyes and drove back to my hotel. Another fun weekend being surrounded by some of the hottest guys in the gay porn world. I love my life!