The worst blogger ever… ME!
Mar 16th
I suck at this. But with all due respect… a lot is happening.
Hey! Remember when I took a year off from work and I was able to do Bikram yoga and blog everyday? Well, fuck my life now. Not only do I shoot for Men.com full time, I now run a 20,000 sq ft production studio in the Valley. I was considering looking for studio space after the first of the year anyways and this kind of fell into my lap right around Christmas time…soooo…my “Too-shy-for-this-blog” business partner and I dove into this new business venture head first and we are just now floating with our heads above water. It was 2+ months of long ass hours getting it cleaned, gutted and renovated. We called out all the favors we had of our close friends and boy oh boy was it stressful and hard work. The place was in shambles from the previous owners and my super anal retentive business partner has turned it into something really nice. So now I have an awesome studio to shoot in, and we rent it to other companies (adult and mainstream) as well. There are 3 different studios that can be operating at one time, so you can imagine how insane it is when we have a full house. There might be hot boys running around for my own shoots and girls smoking in the parking lot wearing next to nothing. <It’s a lot of fun when my gay-for-pay models are missing and I find them out flirting with the straight porn girls> <sarcasm>
So since the Fag Hag Awards I have literally been working 85-90 hours a week and was finally able to take some time off in the last 2 weeks. BREATHE. But I neglected my blog and I do have some awesome photos from the summer to share…
We shot a 4 way scene with a tennis intro at this huge house here in LA. This is Kyle Quinn getting spritzed on the courts. That kid cracks me up. At first I wasn’t sure about him…but now that I have shot him a few times and gotten to know him I really like him. One thing I can say about him (that I would say to his face) is that he is by far the most talkative human being I know. I mean like… no inner-monologue-talkative. Like he doesn’t ever shut the hell up about anything. But that actually keeps us all in stitches while he’s on set with us.
Cal Parker had the hugest cum shot ever! This is his masterpiece all over Kyle’s ass.
I would like to share a little something with models who claim that they have a talent or can play a sport when asked. DON’T LIE ABOUT IT. The scene was Kyle Quinn, Ricky Larkin, a new guy named Cal Parker and Cameron Foster. Ricky assured me he could actually play tennis and I can assure you, Helen Keller played better tennis than Ricky Larkin. Put it this way… Ricky was so bad that on our drive down the long ass street that this mansion was on we found some of the balls that had gone astray during their “match.” What the hell happened to him anyways?
A few days later we all went to Cocktails with the Stars in WeHo….there’s Bryce Star on the right.
I love watching grown men play Twister. Alexander Garrett and Mike Rivers among others.
The Winners!
Jan 9th
Last night’s Fag Hag Awards was a huge success, everyone was laughing and I think everyone thoroughly enjoyed the entertaining show. Not all of the awards were snarky… in fact many of them were very sweet. Here is the list of winners:
1. Maytag Award – Seth Roberts
2. Most ADD PornStar – Gavin Waters
3. Can I Shoot You Everyday Please? – Christian Wilde
4. Best Cum Shots – Cole Streets
5. Funniest BTS Moments – Phillip Aubrey
6. Loudest Performer – Trey Turner
7. Non Sex Non Human Role – Porno Payton
8. Non Sex Interaction with a Non Human – Ryan Raz
9. Scariest On Camera – Ricky Sinz
10. Father of the Year – Howard Andrew
11. The Exorcist – Jessie Colter
12. Hot Mess Hall of Fame – Dayton O’Connor
13. Best On/Off Camera Meltdowns – Steven Daigle
14. Biggest Diva – Riley Price
15. Dreamiest – Dean Monroe
16. Biggest Faggot – Spencer Fox
17. Worst Actor – Brandon Wilde
18. Most Awkward Way to End a Scene – Cliff Jensen
19. Favorite Performer – Trevor Knight
Also 2 awards that I didn’t present last night went to Phillip Ashton for Hot Mess and Billy Byron for the Premature Ejaculation award.
Ft Lauderdale #2 8/11
Jan 6th
More of our Florida trip… me with Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey.
Howard’s dog Tyson wasn’t sure what to think of my monkey that I travel the world with… I mean it has been to every continent and smells like god knows what. It’s literally been around the world and back and only had one bath in New Zealand last year. I think it has an STD now.
Jeremy Bilding and John Magnum share the same birthday so we went out in Ft Lauderdale and got them both drunk. (incidentally I have learned that two other porn stars share August 17th as their birthday: Jake Steel and Damien Stone.)
Jeremy, John, Devin Adams in back, me, Steven Ponce and my cameraman who is too shy to be on this blog.
Holy Jesus has she ever had some work done on her face. Happy Birthday boys!
We love Steven Ponce! He was cracking us up on set. Girth and Gavin were watching straight porn to get hard (yup, I said it. It’s a fact, some guys in gay porn prefer women, sorry to burst your bubbles) and were watching a particularly talented and “wild” woman do her thing… Gavin says “Man, I wish I could find a girl like that, I would marry her.” Steven pipes in (with his Puerto Rican accent that sounds just like Fez from “That 70s Show”) “I can put on a wig!”
We were all dying laughing!!!
Ft Lauderdale #1 8/11
Jan 3rd
What a great idea to shoot in South Florida in the middle of August! Whose brilliant fucking idea was that one, Laura!? omg it was hot and humid
Dinner with the Fabscout Family at Gio’s favorite Italian restaurant… from left to right…Gio, Phillip Aubrey, Jessie Colter, me, Steven Ponce (Super Puerto Rican PA Extraordinare), Jeremy Bilding, cameraman Ryan, Jacob Durham, Ridge Michaels and Gavin Waters.
Steven loved the lube belt… so much so that I bought him one and sent it to him after we left FL.
Phillip Aubrey and Girth Brooks (Here is their scene) Dear Lord, I did not envy Phillip. You realize how big Girth is, correct?
These crappy cell phone pix are so small and I am too lazy to resize the watermark. But you wanna see Girth’s face anyways, so here ya go.
Jacob Durham might possibly be the worst artist on the face of the earth. Watch him attempt to draw Devin Adams in this scene for Big Dicks at School. Ridiculous! It’s like Beavis and Butthead but way worse. lol
Jessie Colter had a super duper hot scene with Valentin Petrov. This might be one of the top ten scenes I have shot so far. Jessie plays a creepy nurse in the intro.
OMG this scene was hilarious to shoot! COCKPORN! Thanks to Howard for naming this scene! 
Watch AJ Monroe trick Ridge Michaels into grabbing his cock through the popcorn bag. I must have eaten 5 lbs of popcorn that day. No, I did not eat the popcorn after AJ’s dick was in the bag! We had to make several bags worth and I had to eat a bunch so his dick would actually fit in the bag. lol
ooooh and the dreamy bartender who works at Boardwalk… Every year when I visit Ft Lauderdale I throw myself at him. And now since I have hair he has no idea who I am. Maybe he never did, oh well. I have a hot boyfriend now anyways.
We were able to finish work early one day and head to the beach for some play time.
I had no idea how flexible Phillip was!
Yup, some shots of tequila were involved.
It wouldn’t be a Florida afternoon with a major downpour!
Part two of our trip coming up later…
Jessie & Hunter
Jan 2nd
I had Jessie Colter and Hunter Ford in town one week doing a shoot together and also doing other scenes. These photos are the ones that Adam Killian finds on his cell phone the next day and realizes that his BF Jessie has been cheating on him. Oh it’s all so confusing with who is sleeping with who around here. lol Click here to see the Drill My Hole scene with Adam and Jessie (SUPER HOT, my first time shooting Adam and he is by far the most “camera aware performer” ever because he shot camera for years before performing. A real pro!)
This is the camping scene with Hunter Ford and Jessie. Shooting in a small confined space is not easy but these guys knocked it out. The sex was IN-TENTS. bwhahahaha yes, I really just said that.
We didn’t really break the picnic table fucking on it. It was already busted.
Wes is super duper excited about his new lube belt! How handy is that!!?? All the supplies he would ever need right there. No more dashing across the room to get something when a model screams at the top of their lungs like a 3 year old: “LUBE!!” or “CONDOM!!” OK that doesn’t really happen but some of them are a bit more needy than others. Recently we learned that Wes does not appreciate being called “Lube Boy”
So now I call him that every day. But he loves me and I can get away with it.
Stuff from July
Dec 30th
Just another night at Urban Mo’s visiting Wes, my favorite bartender and PA.
Running into Dayton O’Connor is always a treat, especially when either of us actually remember it the next day.
Later that week we had a scene with Tristan Matthews and an unnamed performer who couldn’t do his job and by the time we called the scene off it was too late for Tristan to take the train home. Boo that we wasted a day and got no scene, but YAY that Tristan got to sleep over! We hit Quality Social for a pickleback! (for those of you who don’t know what this obsession is of mine… it’s a shot of whiskey chased by a shot of house made pickle brine and it is to die for!)
The following week we had Jason Crew and Seth Knight in a scene where Seth has his eye on his neighbor and knows the only way to his heart is through his new puppy. OH. EM. GEE! Isn’t he adorable!? I love having dogs on set and encourage it as much as possible. I try to work them into the scene as often as I can.
Seth actually does like dogs, but in the scene he plays a neighbor who hates mutts and makes up a story about the dog nearly getting hit by a car to get Jason to come over. In a moment of weakness Jason offers to “do anything” to make it up to Seth for saving his beloved pet. The ‘ole “I’ll do anything to repay you!” “ANYTHING!???” brownchickenbrowncow trick.
Ahhh I love the storylines in porn!
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Dec 29th
One of my favorite people to shoot is Billy Byron! That kid cracks me the fuck up. He’s just a ball of positive energy and is always smiling and making us laugh on set.
This scene was for Drill My Hole with Trevor Knight. Billy is Trevor’s yard/cabana/pool boy and is caught fucking around on the job. Trevor comes home early and gets super pissed at him for doing nothing on the clock… so pissed that he dives into the pool and drags him to the shallow end for some face fucking. In reality, it was very hot that day and we all wanted to spend our time in the pool, but Billy who has 1% body fat was shivering. He’s trying to dry out on the hot stones… I learned over the summer that lizards lay on stones to warm their cold blooded bodies up. (And because they look sexy according to my friend Rich)
We had to do the dramatic dragging down to the end of the pool a few times because they kept laughing and it didn’t look scary enough.
Billy was also shooting another scene with Ricky Sinz this week. This is one of my better Drill My Hole scenes… Ricky is a great punisher and Billy is a great scared shitless bottom! Seriously, I just let Ricky do his thing with the opening dialogue and it was fucking awesome. Watch how scared Billy acts… it’s hilarious when Ricky grabs his pink underwear and wedgies him. lol
The following month I had him back… this time for a Big Dicks At School scene with Preston Steel. The A/C went out at the studio that day and we decided to write it into the scenario so it would explain the massive amount of sweat and the uncomfortableness of the actors. We were all dy-ing!
Poor Billy was overheating.
I would shoot that kid every day if I could! My cameraman was ranting and raving saying things like “Billy is so fun to shoot and he looks so good on camera. With his muscles and toned body and the sweat glistening on him, it just looks so sexy.” LOL Whoa Ryan! I think you are attracted to little Billy Byron HA!
Random stuff from June
Dec 29th
Spencer Reed and Cameron Foster in a coach/student training scene. I was going for the “working out in a grungy warehouse” look and it actually worked. Check out the scene here.
I had Parker London in town for 3 scenes and one of them was for Men.com‘s “Straight 2 Gay” site. Basically Parker and his wife Wendy are on the outs. His good friend Riley Price comes over to check on him because he hasn’t left the house in days due to depression. Parker is basically acting like a pussy whipped bitch crying and whining about how sad he is when Riley informs him that Wendy has been a two-timing whore and has been banging her co-worker. Parker gets so upset he sets their wedding photos on fire. He then, of course, fucks Riley in the ass. Which is what all straight guys do when they find out their wife has been unfaithful.
Here I am playing Wendy, the two-timing whore. I was actually nervous faking these wedding photos for a couple of reasons: #1) Parker London is hot as fuck and we were holding hands for a good while and I got anxious because I want to do bad things to him. #2) Being in a wedding gown is a strange and odd feeling for me and I certainly don’t like being in front of the camera for that long. (A snapshot here and there at a bar is one thing. Being a subject for a legitimate wedding photographer is a whole other story. Eww.) Anyways, check out the scene here… it came out great! It was my first time shooting Riley Price and he blew me away!
Tommy was extremely upset that I didn’t have him playing Wendy. He wore that fucking veil all day on set.
This is the scene we were actually shooting today: A threeway with Cliff Jensen, Parker London and Gavin Waters. Cliff and Parker both realize that their “boyfriend” Gavin has been playing both of them and they decide to teach him a lesson. Check it out and other “revenge” type scenes on Drill My Hole.
Newbie Brant Dickson was also in town! It was the tail end of my 40th birthday weekend when he arrived and he MADE me go grab a drink with him! ok ok he didn’t force me…. We made our way to the gayborhood and had a drink at Fiesta to properly welcome him to SoCal.
This is a photograph of two grown men in a tiny little tub. LOL Brant shot with Cliff Jensen this week for “Straight 2 Gay” as the pissed off neighbor who barges into Cliff’s house to give him a piece of his mind about being a shitty and disrespectful neighbor. The boys will not be getting any nominations for their acting abilities in this scene (HA J/K… not really) but the sex is hot and Brant did great for only having done one other scene so far!
I seriously love this picture.
SD Pride 2011
Dec 23rd
From Friday evening of Pride weekend at Mo’s: Wes in his rainbow garb!
Oh look! Wes rubbing his junk on my head. That’s awesome employee/employer behavior. Good thing we have record of it.
Every year during the Saturday of Pride we meet up in front of a bar called “The Ruby Room” in Hillcrest to kick start our celebrating. (Formerly called the “Sports Club”) It’s a skanky dark straight dive bar smack dab in the middle of the gayborhood, and it’s an unspoken rule that you must be there for a drink at the start of the Pride parade. No one even bothers to make a plan the day before, it’s just understood. The first person I ran into this year was Amanda! If you look closely you can see rainbow reflections in her eyes from the umbrella on the patio.
A very nice lesbian wanted to take a photo of Amanda’s giant rack so she could send it to her GF.
Amanda obliged.
My BFF Chris orders one of every flavored Jell-O shots for his hearty breakfast.
Anna’s airbrushed tat. Love it.
Tommy 5tone and Greg (@navyjack112) were showing their support for my work by getting Juicy Boys airbrushed on their legs! Awesome! Next year it will be easier to write Men.com
An impromptu runway show in the parking lot.
We stopped by my friend Liz’s house before heading to another house party on our way to the festival at Balboa Park… This is Liz and her dog Chester. Chester goes crazy when you say “Tranny Hooker!” to him. It’s hilarious.
This is her roommates dog Frank. If you notice his head is slightly tilted.
They are concerned that he might have vertigo due to licking the floor after it was cleaned with a Swiffer. There are rumours flying around the internet that the solution is deadly to dogs, but now that I just went to verify it, it seems that it might be a hoax. Anyways, for some reason Frank walks around with his head tilted now. I hope he’s ok, it’s been months since he’s written to me. Poor Frank.
We finally made it to the festival and tracked down Howard from Fabscout and ran into Phillip Ashton.
Tommy almost lost it when he saw the Jack in the Box food truck.
Me, Tommy and Jeremy Bilding
The next day I met up with my friend Kim at the Waterfront and then we headed over to see my friend Tom at The Hole for Sunday Funday. Man, that place is such a shit show on Sundays… I just love it.
Another fun SD Pride. Even though I have moved to LA I think I will make time to head back to SD for Pride next year. It just wouldn’t feel right missing it.
