Laura
I am a straight woman who enjoys spending time with gay men. I am a fruit fly. I am a fag hag. Follow along as I exploit my friends in the gay community. It's all in good fun and to entertain you!
Homepage: http://www.imafaghag.com
Posts by Laura
Hotel sex!
May 10th
I don’t need to say too much about these behind the scenes pics of my first porn shoot with the Canon 7D. I had been shooting scenes for The Gay Office with the regular Sony for a while but I suggested to my boss that we branch out a little and shoot with the Canon for “artistic purposes”.
I love this scene for so many reasons. The view from the hotel in downtown San Diego. The suits. The chemistry between Christopher Daniels and Topher DiMaggio. Minimal dialogue. High intensity.
haha there I am looking longingly at the action while holding Topher’s shirt in place (#perv)
You have to check it out!
Jeremy Bilding’s cute butt!
Apr 20th
I might get in a heap of trouble for posting this photo from our vacation last summer, but I had to share it with you.
I take photos of him sleeping, I know it’s creepy but he’s narcoleptic and I am restless sometimes while he sleeps.
Have you seen the 3 scenes I shot of him on Men.com? I started shooting right before he retired! Lucky me!
The Gay Office with Dean Monroe
Straight to Gay with Parker London
Drill My Hole with Trent Diesel
Adam & Alexsander
Apr 19th
A cute behind the scenes picture of Adam Russo and Alexsander Freitas from this scene on The Gay Office.
More random stuff from September ’11
Apr 18th
Dylan Roberts and Jessie Colter were in town shooting for one of the other producers for Men.com. (At the moment there are 4 of us. While I was the first one they purchased content from, the others followed soon after. Each of us has our own style and method of doing things. We all have our strengths and weaknesses so the big boss man in the office assigns us different types of scenes. And it’s funny we all get butt hurt if we find out the other is working on something different. lol)
Anyways, I kidnapped Dylan and Jessie one night and took them to dinner to the most magical burger place on earth: UMAMI BURGER. If you follow me and my BF Jeremy Bilding on Twitter you will know that we have a burger war going on. He is clueless. I know everything. That’s pretty much the gist of it when it comes to burgers.
Umami Burger is a fairly new restaurant chain in SoCal (now spreading South as far as Costa Mesa) that serves the most amazing burger in the universe: The Truffle Burger. Dylan and Jessie are believers, as is Christian Wilde and a few others. Those who sit with me at dinner and choose to order something else off the menu get shunned and ridiculed. Sometimes they eat their burger, then try a taste of mine and kick themselves for not listening to me. Jeremy teases me and says that I make the boys wear the Nikes and drink the Kool-Aid. That is untrue. I don’t have to make the smart ones do such things… they just trust me.
Conner Habib was in town shooting with us too and he had this geyser of a cum shot in his scene with Bryce Star. You should check it out. I think it hit the ceiling. We ran into Adam Russo in WeHo.
Here I am wishing I had a wiener.
Some BTS pix of an office scene that hasn’t been released yet.
My PA Wes has an obsession with Star Wars that borders on unhealthy. (Actually it doesn’t at all. He has a life and gets laid plenty.) Spencer Fox and Drake Wild help Wes strip down to his little boy underwear and show it off. Dorks.
But seriously… have you seen the skateboarding scene with Spencer Fox and Drake Wild? What’s hotter than young straight-ish skateboarders doing gay porn? 
Sunday Funday with Phillip
Apr 9th
Upon waking up on Phillip Aubrey’s floor (spooning his Mastiff), he and I decided to head downtown for breakfast. And by breakfast… I mean Irish Car Bombs. I mean, we actually did eat some food, but the real nourishment came from the Guinness. The cute waitress was nice enough to document me kicking Phillip’s ass in our race.
BOO-YA!
We wandered over on this beautiful sunny Sunday to one of my favorite San Diego spots: The Tivoli Bar! I get super pissed when I see people littering, especially cigarette butts…so I made Phillip go retrieve his from the street. It’s just one of my big pet peeves. I also hate when people walk back to their car in the parking lot IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LANE. FUCK! That makes me insane!
We staggered our way back to my loft but not without stopping and getting a snack and a few pickleback shots at Quality Social. These are the remnants of duck wings with a tzatziki dipping sauce.
2 things about this Sunday Funday.
#1) I never changed my clothes or underwear from Saturday night even though I lived 4 blocks from where we were all day.
#2) I forgot my credit card at Quality Social that night and they didn’t re-open again til Tuesday.
I am a disgusting idiot.
Military Night @ Rich’s SD
Apr 7th
Another random night last year…my San Diego boys MADE me go out clubbing in Hillcrest with them. This time it was a military themed night at Rich’s.
I have no idea how that is military…but it still looks cool.
Brent Everett was doing a live sex show behind a screen.
After they gently and sweetly asked everyone to leave the venue at 1:45 am we gathered on the sidewalk and somehow made our way back to some dude’s GIANT AWESOME PENTHOUSE. Wes, his bartender friend Sharone, me and Steven Daigle making stupid faces.
No after party would be complete without someone bringing their small dog.
I don’t even know what the homeowner does for a living, but who in their 30s leave a huge dining room table set with proper China and glassware for 17 people? Maybe he was expecting all of us earlier in the evening for dinner. lol
Phillip Aubrey and I took the opportunity to have a photoshoot!
I’m sure dude was stoked to see hand prints all over his table in the morning! haha!
I ended up passing out at Phillip’s house on his couch. When I woke up at 9am I was confused and thirsty and still drunk so I curled up with his huge dog Lula on her dog bed on the floor until things started to make sense. Wait til you see the next blog entry I have to write… oh gawd.
Adam Killian & David Chase
Apr 2nd
Last September…one scary terrifyingly awesome scene (shot for Halloween release) with Adam Killian and David Chase. It was tough to shoot and make look real because obviously Adam was aware of the scary intruder and we still had to make it look like he was startled. I think he did a great job of acting genuinely scared without sounding like a little bitch. Lol. And David Chase’s giggle is just too cute. I love it.
Hahaha! I try to jump in the photos whenever I have time or feel inspired. Or excited. Or jealous. Or wet.
Hilarious.
If you are wondering…yes…they did jizz on the mask at the end.
Vinny
Mar 30th
I have no idea why we went out on a random night in WeHo, but we ended up at Eleven (? I think this is where these were taken?) and we watched Tommy’s roommate Vinny perform doing some aerial shit and it was awesome.
Check out this video of him:
Here is Ash Camerazzi and Tommy and Vinny getting beamed up to …. I dunno where.
Sooo sexy!
Not so sexy.
Holy shit LOOK IT’S SNOOKI!
FUCK her and her stupid entourage! what an idiot! She has no idea how cool we are!
Blacked Out
Mar 20th
No, no, not that kind of blacked out… I mean a lack of electricity.
Last September 8, 2011 a huge portion of Southern California, Mexico and Arizona were without power for 11 hours. The rumor is that some douchebag in Arizona hit the wrong button. Actually I don’t really know what the cause was but we were moments away from our cum shot during our scene and it severely fucked up my day.
We were shooting Dylan Roberts and Topher DiMaggio in a scene for Big Dicks at School where they played a sexual Jenga game with some of their college friends. We had some extras that blew each other and of course a crazy girlfriend who got pissed and stormed off when her boyfriend jumped at the chance to make out with another dude during the game. The scene took a while with all the chaos of the logistics of getting the Jenga tower to stay upright and get the Jenga blocks that we carefully placed to come out at the right time. The hours passed and right around 3:30pm when Topher and Dylan were “getting their edge” (getting close to jizzing)… BAM!…the power went out in the old craftsmen cottage we had rented. We assumed it was the breaker due to our lights but when we went outside to check we saw that the street lights were out and then we began to hear the chaos… the sirens, the car accidents, the neighbors chattering.
My anal retentive cameraman refused to open the blinds and use natural light to finish the scene so he and Wes dashed really quick to Lowe’s to buy a generator. We had no idea the magnitude of the problem… the registers were not working and people were starting to freak out in the department stores so luckily we were able to make one of the last purchases before Lowe’s closed their doors for the night. But guess what? None of the gas stations were functioning so we had no gas for the damn generator! WTF?
They brought the $500 machine to the location and Wes proceeded to SIPHON GAS OUT OF THE ’68 PORSCHE IN THE HOME OWNER’S GARAGE. Holy shit! I heard him choking and spitting on the other side of the fence and I flew out to the driveway to see Wes sucking on a hose attached to a car. The boys got the thing up and running and we finished the cum shots, packed up our stuff and got the hell out of there. Driving home was interesting with no lights, dusk approaching and pedestrians attempting to use cross walks all over downtown with no traffic lights working. I tried to race home during the few moments of daylight just to change clothes and head out downtown.
None of the restaurants were serving food sooooo…. we drank our dinners!
We had some pickle back shots at Quality Social with Jeremy Bilding in tow before they closed and kicked everyone out.
And then headed to Tivoli to say hi to my favorite bartender Andrea… she and her co-workers had the brilliant idea to use these glowing Minnie Mouse bows to help them see what they were doing!
More drinks!
Yeah we pretty much ate pretzels for dinner.
Strange seeing no lights in the buildings.
