Archive for January, 2012
The Winners!
Jan 9th
Last night’s Fag Hag Awards was a huge success, everyone was laughing and I think everyone thoroughly enjoyed the entertaining show. Not all of the awards were snarky… in fact many of them were very sweet. Here is the list of winners:
1. Maytag Award – Seth Roberts
2. Most ADD PornStar – Gavin Waters
3. Can I Shoot You Everyday Please? – Christian Wilde
4. Best Cum Shots – Cole Streets
5. Funniest BTS Moments – Phillip Aubrey
6. Loudest Performer – Trey Turner
7. Non Sex Non Human Role – Porno Payton
8. Non Sex Interaction with a Non Human – Ryan Raz
9. Scariest On Camera – Ricky Sinz
10. Father of the Year – Howard Andrew
11. The Exorcist – Jessie Colter
12. Hot Mess Hall of Fame – Dayton O’Connor
13. Best On/Off Camera Meltdowns – Steven Daigle
14. Biggest Diva – Riley Price
15. Dreamiest – Dean Monroe
16. Biggest Faggot – Spencer Fox
17. Worst Actor – Brandon Wilde
18. Most Awkward Way to End a Scene – Cliff Jensen
19. Favorite Performer – Trevor Knight
Also 2 awards that I didn’t present last night went to Phillip Ashton for Hot Mess and Billy Byron for the Premature Ejaculation award.
Ft Lauderdale #2 8/11
Jan 6th
More of our Florida trip… me with Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey.
Howard’s dog Tyson wasn’t sure what to think of my monkey that I travel the world with… I mean it has been to every continent and smells like god knows what. It’s literally been around the world and back and only had one bath in New Zealand last year. I think it has an STD now.
Jeremy Bilding and John Magnum share the same birthday so we went out in Ft Lauderdale and got them both drunk. (incidentally I have learned that two other porn stars share August 17th as their birthday: Jake Steel and Damien Stone.)
Jeremy, John, Devin Adams in back, me, Steven Ponce and my cameraman who is too shy to be on this blog.
Holy Jesus has she ever had some work done on her face. Happy Birthday boys!
We love Steven Ponce! He was cracking us up on set. Girth and Gavin were watching straight porn to get hard (yup, I said it. It’s a fact, some guys in gay porn prefer women, sorry to burst your bubbles) and were watching a particularly talented and “wild” woman do her thing… Gavin says “Man, I wish I could find a girl like that, I would marry her.” Steven pipes in (with his Puerto Rican accent that sounds just like Fez from “That 70s Show”) “I can put on a wig!”
We were all dying laughing!!!
Ft Lauderdale #1 8/11
Jan 3rd
What a great idea to shoot in South Florida in the middle of August! Whose brilliant fucking idea was that one, Laura!? omg it was hot and humid
Dinner with the Fabscout Family at Gio’s favorite Italian restaurant… from left to right…Gio, Phillip Aubrey, Jessie Colter, me, Steven Ponce (Super Puerto Rican PA Extraordinare), Jeremy Bilding, cameraman Ryan, Jacob Durham, Ridge Michaels and Gavin Waters.
Steven loved the lube belt… so much so that I bought him one and sent it to him after we left FL.
Phillip Aubrey and Girth Brooks (Here is their scene) Dear Lord, I did not envy Phillip. You realize how big Girth is, correct?
These crappy cell phone pix are so small and I am too lazy to resize the watermark. But you wanna see Girth’s face anyways, so here ya go.
Jacob Durham might possibly be the worst artist on the face of the earth. Watch him attempt to draw Devin Adams in this scene for Big Dicks at School. Ridiculous! It’s like Beavis and Butthead but way worse. lol
Jessie Colter had a super duper hot scene with Valentin Petrov. This might be one of the top ten scenes I have shot so far. Jessie plays a creepy nurse in the intro.
OMG this scene was hilarious to shoot! COCKPORN! Thanks to Howard for naming this scene! 
Watch AJ Monroe trick Ridge Michaels into grabbing his cock through the popcorn bag. I must have eaten 5 lbs of popcorn that day. No, I did not eat the popcorn after AJ’s dick was in the bag! We had to make several bags worth and I had to eat a bunch so his dick would actually fit in the bag. lol
ooooh and the dreamy bartender who works at Boardwalk… Every year when I visit Ft Lauderdale I throw myself at him. And now since I have hair he has no idea who I am. Maybe he never did, oh well. I have a hot boyfriend now anyways.
We were able to finish work early one day and head to the beach for some play time.
I had no idea how flexible Phillip was!
Yup, some shots of tequila were involved.
It wouldn’t be a Florida afternoon with a major downpour!
Part two of our trip coming up later…
Jessie & Hunter
Jan 2nd
I had Jessie Colter and Hunter Ford in town one week doing a shoot together and also doing other scenes. These photos are the ones that Adam Killian finds on his cell phone the next day and realizes that his BF Jessie has been cheating on him. Oh it’s all so confusing with who is sleeping with who around here. lol Click here to see the Drill My Hole scene with Adam and Jessie (SUPER HOT, my first time shooting Adam and he is by far the most “camera aware performer” ever because he shot camera for years before performing. A real pro!)
This is the camping scene with Hunter Ford and Jessie. Shooting in a small confined space is not easy but these guys knocked it out. The sex was IN-TENTS. bwhahahaha yes, I really just said that.
We didn’t really break the picnic table fucking on it. It was already busted.
Wes is super duper excited about his new lube belt! How handy is that!!?? All the supplies he would ever need right there. No more dashing across the room to get something when a model screams at the top of their lungs like a 3 year old: “LUBE!!” or “CONDOM!!” OK that doesn’t really happen but some of them are a bit more needy than others. Recently we learned that Wes does not appreciate being called “Lube Boy”
So now I call him that every day. But he loves me and I can get away with it.
